Turducken

i just been to a dinner party, that peculiar beast known as a pot luck. the centerpiece dish was a turducken. a turducken, having never experienced such a culinary thermo-nuclear weapon in my life, went like this: get a chicken- take all the bones out. get a duck- take all the bones out. stuff the de-boned chicken into the de-boned duck. get a turkey - take all the bones out. stuff the chicken stuffed duck into the de-boned turkey. all sorts of other things get stuffed into the things stuffed into other things - iit had cajun flavour, so some kind of spicy sausage was also involved. then it was covered in bacon so it doesnt dry out too much during the nine hours it takes to cook. the upside of eating this was that the fat from the duck makes the turkey edible. but the downside was i reckon about 200 percent the cholesterol you should injest in your entire life. in a kind of bob-west-style-reflection, i was thinking (over excited about stuffing into stuffing) that a trip to auckland zoo would enable stuffing 'à la grande' - one could stuff an african clawed frog into a meerkat, stuffing that again into a spider monkey; and so on until youre stuffing an ostrich into a giraffe and then all that into Kashin the elephant - then digging the worlds biggest hangi pit and waiting about a week while it cooks. yeah bro. that will get the maoris around the table. actually, why not go exotic, put all the endangered species, like a black robin stuffed into a mexican green cheeked parrot, then into a north American alligator snapping turtle, then into a maui dolphin and into a Beluga Sturgeon those caviar creatures (mmm, classy), moving to a black rhino then stuffing that into a blue whale. to eat a dish like that probably called robparrturdolphsturgrhinale, would put us truly atop the evolutionary tree, having eaten most of the lower branches. stuff em good!

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